POEM ONE:

Under my pit is a tickle,

My grandma ate the whole pickle.

They’re all gonna laugh at us,

Carrie likes to ride the bus,

I’ll give you a banana for that nickel.

POEM TWO:

Here, kitty kitty,

Suck on her tittie.

Black ass delight,

Won’t put up a fight,

I am very giddy.

POEM THREE:

One little monkey jumpin’ on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

Dorks are superheros,

Ohioans say “Gyros,”

The monkey is dead.

POEM FOUR:

Life is a chair of bowlies,

Hockey teams have hot goalies.

Canada is what I like,

When I ride my bike, I ride my bike,

Coke mixed with Vanilla Stoli.