GLAXOSMITHKLINE HEADQUARTERS, NORTH CAROLINA - The genital herpes medication, Valtrex, changed its slogan last week from "Living The Life I Want" to "Sort Of Living The Life I Want,.. Only With Genital Herpes".

Valtrex spokesperson, Judy Timbly, had this to say: "Let's admit it. These people are not living the lives they want. I mean, come on. They've got genital herpes. We're just trying to be realistic."